Once upon a time there was me, and there was you and you came a-visiting to my website and I welcomed you open arms and open heart and cups of tea (metaphorical. I haven’t got the resources for that. Neither does the internet.)
But oh! I’m so glad you came! Stick around, there’s lots of things to do here - you can watch my comedy shorts, read my blog, learn fun facts about me - there are literally anywhere between five and seven things you can do on this site so that’s pretty brilliant.
(that is my name. Above it a picture of me with some dog I found.)
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
‘Hello I am a News Boar (no jokes please, I’ve heard them all). I deliver all the news from this website AS IT HAPPENS. Also if you happen to see David
Attenborough don’t tell him where I am. He’s desperate
to eat me. Oh yeah, you heard me, he eats all the animals he finds.
They don’t tell you that on Life of Birds, do they?”
30.06.09 The website is now live! But you already know that, don’t you? There are already three blog entries for you to read and the video section is full of lovely treats.
10.07.09 Jenni got her first BBC radio writing credit for BBC 7’s Newsjack - SEE BLOG (NOW)
(this is me chasing a kitten. I still haven’t caught one. YET.)
